Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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