okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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