Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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