I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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