WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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