Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
nutella sex= disaster
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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