Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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