She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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