I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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