im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just saw a hot homeless man
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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