my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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