Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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