I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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