Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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