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so when am I gonna get some from you?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

when you dick grows 3 inches

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis

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(604): View more from British Columbia

So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.

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(906): View more from Michigan

You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.

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