your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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