what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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