you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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