So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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