oh god the rape fog is back!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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