do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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