Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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