I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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