the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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