i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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