They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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