Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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