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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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