She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
