it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Randomize
