just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Your cock deserves a montage
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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