fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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