to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
