Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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