And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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