I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You need a sexual gate keeper
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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