Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I want to make a zoo with you.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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