3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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