Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
