we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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