belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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