i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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