You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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