I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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