great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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