So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
