But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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