Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
