idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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