i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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