well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Randomize
