Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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